..except when they are right
Aaanyway…I think she is going to be an amazing mom and I truly believe she will have matured and it will show in her music.
Tahniah buat Mbak Brit & the tabloids.. (damn u,Kevin)
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said. "I believe that I am the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said. "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Then Quasimodo said. "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to The Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It’s official, I am the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant. "I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and mumbling sadly. "Who the bloody hell is CAMILLA PARKER BOWLES ???@@@!@#@!
